Computer Shayari

computer shayari

aapke liye kuchh naye purane sher related to computer

Abhi abhi to pyar ka PC kiya hai chaloo!
apne dil ki es HARD DISK par ab aur kitni FILES daloo!!

Apne chehre se ruswaiyoon ka ERROR to hatao!
janeman apne dil ka PASSWORD to batao!!

Roz raat ko aap mere sapno mein aati ho!
mere pyar ko MOUSE bana ke apni ungaliyoon se nachati ho!!

Tere pyar ka E-MAIL mere dil ko lubhata hai!par beech mein tere bhai ka VIRUS aa jata hai!!

Keval aap ke liye dil ko CUT karte hain!
warna baki CASES mein COPY PASTE karte hain!!

Aap ka hansna,aap ka chalna,aap ki wo style!
aap ki in aadaoon ki humne SAVE karli hai ek FILE!!

Ab aur nahi kar sakte hum intezaar!
humare dil ki SITE pe jaldi ENTER karo yaar!!

Tere Pyar ke liye zamin-aasman ek kar doonga...
Tu naa mili to apni zindagi 'Ctrl+alt+delete' kar doonga...

Shayad mere pyar ko Taste karna bhool gaye...
Dil sey aisa 'cut' kiya Ke 'paste' karna bhool gaye...

Laakhon honge nigaah mein kabhi mujhe bhi pick karo...
Mere pyaar ke 'icon' pe, kabhi to 'double-click' karo...

Roz subah hum karte hain pyar se unhe good morning...
Woh aise ghoor ke dekhte hain, jaise '0 errors aur 5 warning'...

Aisa bhi nahin hai ke I don't like your face!
Par dil ke storage mein, there is no more 'disk space'!!

Jabse meri zindagi mein,aayi hai ik female!
Bhool gaya hai sab kuchh, kya computer, kya e-mail!!

Dil se ishq ki Ek application kar raha hoon!
Pyaar se 'debug' karna mein wait kar raha hoon!!

Tumhaare intezaar mein neend aayee so gaya!
Yeh dekho mera connection'time out' ho gaya!!

Nazar mein to kai hain Par dil se ek wo only hain...
Problem yehi hai ki voh, ab 'read only' hain...

enjoy everybody................